"I'm hotter than Plasma, Lava, Magma!"- Soulja Boy Tellem
My plasma, lava, magma posts are dedicated to all things that think they're hot/interesting but really are not. In this introductory edition of PLM, I would like to address men/boys that wear extremely tight pants strategically worn below their ass. Am I the only one that sees this as a problem? Maybe I'm getting old OR maybe I don't want to see men buttcheeks covered by a thin layer of boxer cotton. C'mon seriously you can't be a hardrock with your booty out. Unless, your on some Omar tip from the wire, but I never saw him thugging with his gluteals exposed. You know what is even more frustrating your sitting on the train and some teenager comes on with his pants so low and tight, that the bottom part of his boxers are phlaming (I just made that word up) in the wind, he sits down in the seat next to you straight butt out. You begin to think to yourself, "Yo whoever is going to sit in that seat next will never know that they have straight ass flakes on their clothes or how close they've come to manbutt." Which, further makes me think "Well who was sitting in this seat before me? Am I a victim and don't know it?" I appeal to all tight pants wearers please belt up above or at the waist.
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