Don't Trust a Ho

Be cordial, be polite, but don't trust a ho. Don't judge a ho either. If you're a ho be a good ho, but I don't trust you. Let's be clear a ho can be a man or a woman, some may argue more men than women (I wouldn't but let's save that for another day). Men should never trust a ho based on their sexual preference, i.e. if you like dudes and the one you like is a ho, don't put your faith in him. Women can't trust ho's no matter the circumstance. Sorry ladies, but its true. If you're friend is a ho, LOOKOUT. She is trying to get with your man/woman not now, but right now as you're reading this. 'She's been my friend for years now and despite her lifestyle she is a good person.' No one said anything about her being bad or good. I said trusting that ho. She has slept with at least half of your boyfriends either while you were with them or as soon as you broke up with them. And by 'as soon' I mean you called her crying me and such& such just broke up and while you were still pouring your heart out over the phone she was hopping in the car on the way to his house. She didn't even change her clothes or check to see if he was home. She just going over there to circle the block and see is he is nearby to get it in. She has definitely flirted with 100% of the men you are vaguely interested in and made a pass at most of them. Am I saying you can't be friends with a ho? Well, if you don't mind not trusting your friends around people you like then that's not what I'm saying. The friend-ho is bad the man-ho is no different.
You definitely can't change a man-ho into a house-husband. It’s not happening. If he gets the chance, which he will, a man-whore will snatch up some snatch before you can blink twice. Oh, he's changed you say. He's not as immature as he used to be and he loves you. Word? Just because a ho loves you doesn't mean that he is going to stop tricking. A ho is a ho, is a ho. Church can I get an amen? AMEN!
There are cheating ass men, men that have cheated, and ho's (this is by no means an exhaustive list of all types of men). 3 different things. Men that have cheated may have done it once or twice, had a bad relationship, going through a Jekyll & Hyde phase, or something like that. Cheating ass men...cheat, that's what they do. They actually get into a relationship knowing damn well they're going to cheat. I think they actually may even start a monogamous relationship just so they can cheat. A ho has no business in a relationship and knows that and was perfectly fine ho-ing until you came around and decided ho-ship shall no longer be his occupation. C'mon now, you met him through a friend he that you knew he was having sex with in a club that you saw him leave with another girl. Not to mention all the rumors and stories you heard about him through pretty much everyone. What 'usually' distinguishes a man-whore from a man dating is mo's (man+ho =mo) whole operative is based on deception.
Their like the James bonds of potential STDs. That's right I said it- STDs. Based on no surveyical (you like that word, I know) information, 90% of mo's have, are, or will be burning. It’s an unproven fact; ask your male-ho-friend. If he hesitates then he is about to lie (see mo's deceive) and yes he had one. If he doesn't hesitate then he's lying and currently has one or will be burning by the end of this blog post. This isn't a men bashing article, this is a don't trust that ho *EPA*warning and there are plenty of women ho's.
Fellas don't, that's all I have to say...just don't. Don't trust a ho as far as you can throw her. And if she's some small itty bitty ho and you're a big brolic dude, then don't use that metaphor use something else that signals distrust. 'Yo man, I know she piped the whole team, my cousin, and gimp-leg Larry from down the block but things is different now.' What's different? Larry's leg is still gimpy and she's still a ho. 'She's been through a lot, nah mean; her uncle did bad things to her when she was younger and her ex-boyfriend did this or that.' I'm really sorry to hear that and those are terrible things, but ummm I'm not really talking about the causes of ho-ship or what pushed said ho into ho-dom. It’s clear at this moment she is a ho and a ho is going to do a ho's work, i.e. Ho-ing. Meaning she got a titty in someone's face at this very moment. Turn around, QUICK! She just flashed your dad and you didn't even notice it. Am I saying ho's don't deserve love? If you don't mind either a) putting GPS on her, watching her every move like a crazed jealous lover, which I might add Michael Strahan did but like any good she-ho, she is great at the art of deception so was still able to love de next man's buddy or B) throw trust to the wind, not care she's doing everybody and you're going to love her for who she is...riiight. Well, if either of those seems like decent choices then no I'm not saying ho's don't deserve love. What I am saying is: don't trust a ho.