Man Law 37

#37 Expunge it, Explore it, Dig it out; Vagina is a commodity...Go IN
Section 1: Vagina treatment
a) Vagina is a wonderful natural resource that is perfect for manly cultivation and as a man it is your duty to do so...

Section 3: War & Vagina
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c) Like any commodity Vagina is worth going to war over under the proper circumstances. See Rule 50, section 6, paragraph E for rules of engagement...

Section 4: Never Waste Vagina
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b) All Holidays must be observed with a healthy portion of Vagina including but not limited to Father's Day (even if you don't have children of your own), Birthdays (even if its not your birthday, maybe its your friend's Birthday or even Lincoln's for that matter), Ground Hog's Day, etc...

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